$50 Buys 24 Walmart Burgers, 12 Trader Joe’s Burgers, or Three Erewhon Burgers

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Spending $50 at Walmart vs. Erewhon

Giving three cooks the same $50 budget turns burger night into a revealing comparison between quantity, creativity, and premium ingredients. Walmart produces enough beef, cheese, bacon, onions, barbecue sauce, and buns for 24 Western-style burgers; Trader Joe's supports 12 chicken burgers loaded with elote-inspired toppings; and Erewhon stretches to just three finished beef burgers after an expensive ingredient list and a cooking mistake reduce the intended yield. The experiment is hardly a controlled grocery-price study, but that imbalance is precisely what makes the challenge entertaining: the same money creates three dramatically different interpretations of what a burger night should be.

Walmart immediately dominates on volume. Four and a half pounds of 73/27 ground beef become three-ounce patties matched with exactly 24 buns and 24 slices of inexpensive Great Value cheese. Bacon, barbecue sauce, and thin fried onion strings turn them into an interpretation of the Western Bacon Cheeseburger, and the team emphasizes using nearly everything purchased. At roughly $2 per assembled burger based on their stated $50 budget and 24-burger yield, the result succeeds at the challenge's most measurable objective. The tasting reveals the compromise: the burgers are small and somewhat dry, but their familiar fast-food flavor makes eating two or three entirely plausible.

Trader Joe's lands in the middle numerically but produces the most elaborate burger. Three pounds of ground chicken are seasoned with Everything But the Elote seasoning and paired with fire-roasted corn, mayonnaise, cilantro, red onion, roasted peppers, and an avocado crema made with Greek yogurt and lime. Twelve four-ounce patties provide substantially fewer servings than Walmart, but the finished burgers are praised for their bright flavor, generous toppings, and ability to feel more filling individually. The basket also leaves ingredients unused, so its $50 is not converted into finished burgers as completely as Walmart's, although those leftovers could obviously still have value beyond this particular meal.

Erewhon demonstrates the opposite extreme. The planned Thai-inspired double smash burger uses premium beef, bakery buns, serrano, green onion, cilantro, and an $11 sweet chili sauce that immediately draws skepticism. Four buns alone cost $8, according to the discussion, and an initial portioning mistake reduces the finished yield from four burgers to three. Technical problems complicate matters further when the cooking surface repeatedly reports an error and the smash-burger concept is abandoned in favor of thicker patties. Charred scallions become an improvised blackened garnish after being forgotten under the broiler, turning the most expensive entry into both the smallest batch and the messiest cooking process.

The tasting prevents price alone from deciding the outcome. Erewhon's burger earns praise for clean, beef-forward flavor and is compared to an $18 restaurant burger, while Trader Joe's is ultimately judged more interesting than the Walmart version because its combination is difficult to replicate through ordinary fast food. Walmart nevertheless wins the group's final vote because the question shifts toward which complete $50 offering they would actually choose. Twenty-four recognizable, satisfying burgers become difficult to reject when compared with 12 more creative chicken burgers or three premium beef burgers, especially when feeding a party is part of the hypothetical.

That conclusion is sensible within the challenge but should not be mistaken for a rigorous comparison of the stores themselves. Each cook chooses different proteins, recipes, serving sizes, ingredients, and priorities; Erewhon also loses one intended burger through user error rather than price alone. The Trader Joe's basket contains leftovers, while Walmart's near-total ingredient utilization gives it an additional advantage under a yield-based metric. Even the final judging criterion is decided late in the episode, combining cost efficiency, taste, quantity, and personal preference rather than applying a predefined scoring system. The result demonstrates what these particular $50 shopping trips produced, not a universal measure of value across Walmart, Trader Joe's, and Erewhon.

Presentation is far more cooking show than spreadsheet comparison, and that is both the video's charm and its limitation. Math anxiety, failed smash burgers, forgotten scallions, arguments about technique, improvised assembly lines, copyright-song jokes, and a surprise pan of gravy keep a straightforward budget challenge chaotic. The hosts' chemistry makes the long cooking process entertaining, particularly when mistakes are left in rather than edited into effortless competence. At the same time, the extended Olipop sponsorship and frequent tangents can bury the price experiment beneath banter, while a simple itemized breakdown of each basket would have made the central comparison substantially easier to evaluate.

Pros

  • The identical $50 starting budget produces an immediately understandable contrast between 24 Walmart burgers, 12 Trader Joe's burgers, and three finished Erewhon burgers.
  • Each store inspires a genuinely different recipe rather than merely recreating the same hamburger with progressively more expensive ingredients.
  • Walmart's near-complete ingredient utilization demonstrates the strongest value proposition for feeding a large group, while Trader Joe's and Erewhon still receive credit for flavor and creativity.
  • Cooking mistakes, substitutions, assembly-line preparation, and honest tasting reactions make the challenge feel spontaneous rather than engineered toward a predetermined winner.

Cons

  • Different proteins, patty sizes, recipes, leftovers, and an Erewhon portioning mistake prevent the experiment from functioning as a controlled comparison of grocery-store prices.
  • The criteria for winning remain loose until the final tasting, mixing quantity, cost efficiency, flavor, occasion, and personal preference without a consistent scoring system.
  • The video never provides a clear itemized cost breakdown for all three baskets, making it difficult to identify which individual ingredients create the largest differences in value.
  • Sponsorship and frequent conversational detours make an already lengthy cooking challenge less focused on its central $50 comparison.

The most useful result is not that Walmart universally beats Erewhon or Trader Joe's, but that $50 can represent three completely different approaches to feeding people. Walmart converts nearly the entire budget into 24 small, familiar burgers that make obvious sense for a party. Trader Joe's sacrifices volume for a substantial chicken burger with fresh, distinctive toppings, while Erewhon spends heavily enough on premium ingredients that one cooking mistake helps reduce the finished output to three restaurant-style burgers. The comparison would be stronger with standardized recipes, itemized prices, and judging criteria established before cooking, but that would also remove much of the chaos that makes Mythical Kitchen entertaining. As a practical experiment it is loose; as a burger-night demonstration of how dramatically shopping priorities change what $50 buys, it is funny, appetizing, and surprisingly persuasive.

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